Lobster Quotes

70 quotes by 66 authors

Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters! — Brooke Burke
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. — Lord Byron
If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got… — Jeremy Clarkson
A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com that sells lobsters. Internet lobsters. Where will this end? The… — Donald Trump
The world is my lobster. — Keith O'Neill
Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ... or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal… — Gerard De Nerval
Hey, the bait is here. Get in Quebecers, get in the lobster trap, and then weâ€™ll close the door. And youâ€™ll have a referendum no… — Philippe Couillard
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piÃ±a coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters.… — Bill Murray
Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island. — Heather McDonald
As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I… — Thom Yorke
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. — Nicole Polizzi
A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned… — Finley Peter Dunne
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast. — Jack Handey
What is the pattern that connects the crab to the lobster and the primrose to the orchid, and all of them to me, and me… — Gregory Bateson
The thing that has been weighing on my mind this week is that I wanted to go and save all the little live lobsters in… — Drew Barrymore
A lobster bisque ought to be the crowning glory of the potager. And this one was excellent. Silky as a gigolo's compliment and fishy as… — A. A. Gill
There must be hundreds of unsung heroes and heroines who first tasted strange things growing - and think of the man who first ate a… — Gladys Taber
I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called him over and… — Al McGuire
I'm living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love...... — Jimmy Buffett
If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water. — George Carlin

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