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• The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
• Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you can do…
• Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.
• I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
• My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left.…
• I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
• I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is…
• Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to…
• Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
• If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
• Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
• I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I…

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