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Lazy Quotes by Judy Tenuta
- How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
- How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
More Lazy Quotes
- Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying. — Rowan Atkinson
- The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Perhaps there are none more lazy, or more truly ignorant, than your everlasting readers. — Marcus Aurelius
- An American of the present day reading his Sunday newspaper in a state of lazy collapse is one of the most perfect… — Irving Babbitt
- Fatalism is the lazy man's way of accepting the inevitable. — Natalie Clifford Barney
- I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. — Bjork
- I am a very lazy man, so, for me, the dream is to be at home on the chair with my family. — Andrea Bocelli
- Yeah, I am lazy. There's no doubt about that. — Usain Bolt
- Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. — Erma Bombeck
- I'm always busy, but I'm lazy as well. — Jeff Bridges
- The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30… — Josh Brolin
- Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made… — Albert Brooks