Judy Tenuta Quotes
- How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
- My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait."
- This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"
- Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you....
- I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.
- Love Goddess in training. It could happen.
- How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?