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- How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
- How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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- Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other… — James A. Baldwin
- No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle… — Scott Adams
- Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury. — Martha Beck
- I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of… — Candice Bergen
- Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. — Jim Bishop
- I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you… — Orlando Bloom
- I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. — Orlando Bloom
- I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then… — Roy Blount, Jr.
- Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating. — Ben Affleck
- Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend. — Christina Aguilera