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Mike Birbiglia has 65 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
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My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in…
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Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.
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I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.
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The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
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Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?
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Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz.…
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Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta…
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I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family…
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...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the…
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Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.
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My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in…
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Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips…
— Patricia Heaton
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I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in…
— Rod Blagojevich
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History is the heavy traffic that prevents us from crossing the road. We're not especially interested in what it consists of. We…
— Mal Peet
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The first time I met Patti Smith was in a laundromat. We knew some of the same people, including Richard Hell.
— Tom Verlaine
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I have detected disturbances in the wash.' 'The wash?' 'The space-time wash.' 'Are we talking about some sort of Vogon laundromat, or…
— Douglas Adams
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Its funny how certain objects convey a message -- my washer and dryer, for example. They can't speak, of course, but whenever…
— David Sedaris
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You asked me if I believed in magic, and I said yes, and that's how. You just step out, start pulling your…
— Brad Barkley
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If you will die for me, I will die for you and our graves will be like two lovers washing their clothes…
— Richard Brautigan
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