Laughter Quotes

2173 Laughter quotes by 1292 unique authors

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. — Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. — Mark Twain
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. — Mark Twain
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. — Peter Ustinov
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilised music in the world. — Peter Ustinov
I just got one last thing, I urge all of you, all of you, to enjoy your life, the precious moments you have. To spend… — Jim Valvano
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. — Bill Vaughan
Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, the laughter… — Judith Viorst
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. — Peter De Vries
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. — Kurt Vonnegut
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything. — Kurt Vonnegut
Seven days without laughter makes one weak. — Mort Walker
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. — Mort Walker
I have always liked shows that have laughter in them. — David Walliams
God is in the sadness and the laughter, in the bitter and the sweet. — Neale Donald Walsch
To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity. — William Arthur Ward
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. — Bill Watterson
The excursion is the same when you go looking for your sorrow as when you go looking for your joy. — Eudora Welty
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. — Mae West
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. — Simon Wiesenthal
'Tis easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows along like a song; But the man worth while is the one who will smile when… — Ella Wheeler Wilcox
And the smile that is worth the praises of earth is the smile that shines through tears. — Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. — Oscar Wilde
Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I will remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don't… — Laura Ingalls Wilder
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. — Thornton Wilder

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