Laughter Quotes

2173 Laughter quotes by 1292 unique authors

May this marriage be full of laughter, our every day in paradise. — Unknown Author
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they… — Carl Sagan
To jealousy, nothing is more frightful than laughter. — Francoise Sagan
You should celebrate the end of a love affair as they celebrate death in New Orleans, with songs, laughter, dancing and a lot of wine. — Francoise Sagan
Back of every mistaken venture and defeat is the laughter of wisdom, if you listen. — Carl Sandburg
Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. — Bobby Sands
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experiment. — George Santayana
Work and live to serve others, to leave the world a little better than you found it and garner for yourself as much peace of… — David Sarnoff
At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since. — Marilyn vos Savant
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. — Jerry Seinfeld
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. — Charles M. Schulz
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to… — Charles M. Schulz
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because… — Jerry Seinfeld
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. — William Shakespeare
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. — William Shakespeare
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. — George Bernard Shaw
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. — George Bernard Shaw
We look before and after, And pine for what is not; Our sincerest laughter With some pain is fraught; Our sweetest songs are those that… — Percy Bysshe Shelley
A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep… — Hugh Sidey
There is no end of craving. Hence contentment alone is the best way to happiness. Therefore, acquire contentment. — Sivananda
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. — Red Skelton
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. — Red Skelton
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out… — Red Skelton
I took a lot of time off after Mobsters and although I did something I had never done before, which was to direct a play,… — Christian Slater
I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to… — Yakov Smirnoff

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