Laughter Quotes

2173 Laughter quotes by 1292 unique authors

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. — Mitch Hedberg
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. — Mitch Hedberg
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's… — Audrey Hepburn
Life is hard. After all, it kills you. — Katharine Hepburn
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. — Oliver Herford
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit. — Bill Hicks
I try to find a reason to laugh each day. Somehow, if you can incorporate laughter into your day, every day, it really helps. It's… — Faith Hill
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. — Jean Houston
Laughter is nothing else but sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or… — Thomas Hobbes
To me there is no more depressing sight than a five-year-old staring at a screen, unsmiling, mouse in hand. Besides whatever dreadful things this prolonged… — Tom Hodgkinson
The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. — Eric Hoffer
I think I would say 'The King's Speech' is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented there's more laughter… — Tom Hooper
All men are equal before fish. — Herbert Hoover
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. — Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off… — Bob Hope
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? — Bob Hope
Smile, it's free therapy. — Douglas Horton
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. — E. W. Howe
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. — Langston Hughes
So the brother in black offers to these United States the source of courage that endures, and laughter. — Zora Neale Hurston
I take people very seriously. People are all I take seriously, in fact. Therefore, I have nothing but sympathy for how people behave - and… — John Irving
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. — Victor Hugo
Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter. — Victor Hugo
Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain. — Aldous Huxley
A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles. — Washington Irving

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