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Laughter Quotes by Mark Twain
- Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.
- Only laughter can blow [a colossal humbug] to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
- Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
- The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
- Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
- Will a day come when the race will detect the funniness of these juvenilities and laugh at them—and by laughing at them destroy them? For…
- The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
- Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.
- English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the…
- The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
- The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a…
- It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.
- The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Laughter Quotes
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- To live happily is an inward power of the soul. — Marcus Aurelius
- For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn? — Jane Austen
- One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. — Jane Austen
- We neither laugh alone, nor weep alone, why then should we pray alone? — Anna Letitia Barbauld
- Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what… — Francis Bacon
- The catch phrase for the day is 'Do an act of kindness. Help one person smile.' — Harvey Ball