Laughter Quotes

2173 Laughter quotes by 1292 unique authors

Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show its face and smile back at… — Anna Lee
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. — Jerry Lewis
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. — Abraham Lincoln
I want to touch the heart of the world and make it smile. — Charles de Lint
Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you can smile. Don't… — Earl Long
Nobody needs a smile so much as the one who has none to give. So get used to smiling heart-warming smiles, and you will spread… — Lawrence G. Lovasik
Smile at a stranger. See what happens. — Patti LuPone
Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you… — Joan Lunden
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if… — Paul Lynde
Give a child love, laughter and peace, not AIDS. — Nelson Mandela
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. — Don Marquis
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. — Steve Martin
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs… — Steve Martin
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. — Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. — Groucho Marx
Humor is reason gone mad. — Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. — Groucho Marx
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. — W. Somerset Maugham
When onstage, I always try to take my audience through as many emotions as I possibly can. I want them to go from laughter to… — Reba McEntire
Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy. — Bryant H. McGill
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. — Mignon McLaughlin
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. — Margaret Mead
A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. — Herman Melville
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. — H. L. Mencken

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