Laughter Quotes

2173 Laughter quotes by 1292 unique authors

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy… — Claude Pepper
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. — Laurence J. Peter
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. — Laurence J. Peter
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. — Emo Philips
Does anyone remember laughter? — Robert Plant
We are trying to communicate a fulfilled ideal. Does anybody remember laughter? — Robert Plant
Happy the man whose wish and care a few paternal acres bound, content to breathe his native air in his own ground. — Alexander Pope
Know then this truth, enough for man to know virtue alone is happiness below. — Alexander Pope
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and… — Paula Poundstone
I have found that a smile and a stick will carry you through all right, and in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred it is… — Robert Powell
I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense… — Katie Price
Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile. — J. B. Priestley
Laughter is God's blessing. — Joseph Prince
Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible. — Marcel Proust
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at. — Richard Pryor
You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused. — Gilda Radner
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. — Ronald Reagan
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. — Ronald Reagan
I do take my work seriously and the way to do that is not to take yourself too seriously. — Alan Rickman
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. — Chris Rock
It is wrong to assume that men of immense wealth are always happy. — John D. Rockefeller
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. — Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. — Will Rogers
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. — Andy Rooney
Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad. — Christina Rossetti

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