Lady Quotes

1592 Lady quotes by 1043 unique authors

Death had ruled my life till I met Lady Dance. Her dance had set me free. — Jackie French
Dance with all the might of your body, and all the fire of your soul, in order that you may shake all melancholy out of… — Lola Montez
I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye… — Jack Handey
If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by… — Robert Morley
Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt! — W.C. Fields
A real racehorse should have a head like a lady and the behind like a cook. — Jack Leach
Lady, can you speak up a little bit? Indianapolis is a little far from Europe - I can't hear you. — Marat Safin
Your eyes will always go to red, which is why there is a lady in red in all my shows. — Unknown Author
Never yawn in front of a lady. — Frank Sinatra
I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I wouldn't lose 10% of my… — Berkeley Breathed
Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll… — Lenny Bruce
In all the woes that curse our race there is a lady in the case. — W. S. Gilbert
I have but nothing to say to young girls. They're fine to look at, in the way I would look at a case filled with… — Harlan Ellison
In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has — Mark Twain
One time I told this lady to give me all her money, she said no. So I cut her and pulled her eyes out. I… — Richard Ramirez
I'm going to die very soon. Before my 21st birthday. I won't live to be 21. I'm never going to be old. I don't ever… — Unknown Author
If by the time we're sixty we haven't learned what a knot of paradox and contradiction life is, and how exquisitely the good and the… — John Cowper Powys
A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age. — Gail Carriger
I was starstruck by Michelle Obama. She's an amazing-looking lady, and I'm a massive Barack Obama fan anyway. — Niall Horan
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog. — Niall Horan
Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her… — Tim Conway
Margaret Thatcher - this great lady has not only served her country well, she has served the free world well. — Ronald Reagan
Why don't you try to do without him, why don't you try to live alone? Do you really need his hands for your passion? Do… — Leonard Cohen
There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness. — Tina Howe
Lady Dance's music wasn't a magic charm. I'd misunderstood. We had all failed to understand. The song and dance didn't stop us dying. It just… — Jackie French

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