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• Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
• Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for.
• He opened a window in my heart, and the light of the world shined in.
• Here's good news: George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the…
• Some good news. Finally, President Bush is going to do something about global warming. He became alarmed when another chunk of ice…
• I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
• I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would…
• When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time…

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