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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve:…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God! -Roger
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh,…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh,…
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As far as the quote-unquote shipping community goes, I love the passion behind anyone who ships Caroline and Klaus. They are very…
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It is useless for me to describe to you how terrible Violet, Klaus, and even Sunny felt in the time that followed.…
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Klaus Wulfenbach: Was my son upset? Bangladesh DuPree: Oh, him? Yeah! He's all set to be a hero and rescue her--and then…
— Phil Foglio
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The book was long, and difficult to read, and Klaus became more and more tired as the night wore on. Occasionally his…
— Daniel Handler
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E!" Klaus cried. "E as in Exit!" The Baudelaires ran down E as in Exit, but when they reached the last cabinet,…
— Daniel Handler
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But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was…
— Daniel Handler
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I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong. You can look at a painting for…
— Daniel Handler
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Are you ready?" Klaus asked finally. "No," Sunny answered. "Me neither," Violet said, "but if we wait until we're ready we'll be…
— Daniel Handler
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What should we call him?" Klaus asked. "You should call him Dr. Montgomery," Mr. Poe replied, "unless he tells you to call…
— Daniel Handler
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Who are you?" Violet asked. It is confusing to fall asleep in the daytime and wake up at night. "what are you…
— Daniel Handler
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It doesn't take courage to kill someone,' Klaus said. 'It takes a severe lack of moral stamina.
— Daniel Handler
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How do you do?" said Violet. "How do you do?" said Klaus. "Odo yow!" said Sunny.
— Daniel Handler
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