"Klaus: You know what looks good to me?……" — American Dad
"Klaus: You know what looks good to me? Francine bent over that sink. Francine: Klaus, calm down."
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30 Quotes by American Dad
American Dad has 30 quotes on this site.
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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot?…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God!…
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control.…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger:…
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More Bent Quotes
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one of 474 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Still bent to make some port he knows not where, still standing for some false impossible shore.
— Matthew Arnold
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Old maids, having never bent their temper or their lives to other lives and other tempers, as woman's destiny requires,…
— HonorÈ De Balzac
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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your…
— Dave Barry
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The idea of reverence for God is transmitted from parent to child, it is educated into an abnormal development, and…
— Annie Besant
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Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial; but if honest, and bent on thorough investigation, it may…
— Ambrose Bierce
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Sure, I get the blues. But what I try to do, is apply joy to the blues, you know? I…
— Jeff Bridges
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People of small caliber are always carping. They are bent on showing their own superiority, their knowledge or prowess or…
— Van Wyck Brooks
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Amsterdam has more than 150 canals and 1,250 bridges, but it never seems crowded, nor bent and bitter from fleecing…
— Julie Burchill
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But how carve way i' the life that lies before, If bent on groaning ever for the past?
— Robert Browning
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The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation.
— Miguel de Cervantes
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My body is damaged from music in two ways. I have a red irritation in my stomach. It's psychosomatic, caused…
— Kurt Cobain
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As a kid, I spent every summer bent over a stack of books, obsessively writing detailed reports on each one.
— Diablo Cody
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