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• I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it.
• Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You"
• There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?
• If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
• If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…
• The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
• I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked…
• You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the…

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