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Joked Quotes by Will Rogers
- I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like.
- When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent man of my…
More Joked Quotes
- To kick things off, [television show host Andy Cohen] asked the last time Winfrey had smoked marijuana. 'Uh ... 1982,' Winfrey replied.… — Oprah Winfrey
- Asked about the fact that Apple's iTunes software for Windows computers was extremely popular, Jobs joked, 'It's like giving a glass of… — Walter Isaacson
- Because of my pride in my Scottish heritage, I used to say things like 'I don't mind buying a round of drinks… — Rod Stewart
- For the first few years we lived in a tiny rented cottage at the bottom of a friend's garden. We often joked… — Nigel Dennis
- To ward off a feeling of failure, she joked that she could wallpaper her bathroom with rejection slips, which she chose not… — Anita Shreve
- I've always joked about Joe Montana not appreciating his Super Bowls nearly as much as I do because he never lost one.… — John Elway
- We planted the church by starting a Sunday night outreach. The very first Sunday we had 70 people turn up. The second… — Brian Houston
- While the (America's) Cup is yachting's Holy Grail, it has also come to represent the ultimate test in 'the game of life.'… — Dennis Conner
- I've joked that I would have either become schizophrenic or an actress, but as an actress you can do both. — Carla Gugino
- I've become more introverted as I've got older. I used to be an outgoing person who joked around a lot, but as… — Aloe Blacc
- The weak may be joked out of anything but their weakness. — Johann Georg Ritter von Zimmermann
- I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like. — Will Rogers