Joked Quotes

31 quotes by 29 authors

To kick things off, [television show host Andy Cohen] asked the last time Winfrey had smoked marijuana. 'Uh ... 1982,' Winfrey replied. 'Let's hang out… — Oprah Winfrey
Asked about the fact that Apple's iTunes software for Windows computers was extremely popular, Jobs joked, 'It's like giving a glass of ice water to… — Walter Isaacson
Because of my pride in my Scottish heritage, I used to say things like 'I don't mind buying a round of drinks but I don't… — Rod Stewart
For the first few years we lived in a tiny rented cottage at the bottom of a friend's garden. We often joked that there was… — Nigel Dennis
To ward off a feeling of failure, she joked that she could wallpaper her bathroom with rejection slips, which she chose not to see as… — Anita Shreve
I've always joked about Joe Montana not appreciating his Super Bowls nearly as much as I do because he never lost one. We lost three… — John Elway
We planted the church by starting a Sunday night outreach. The very first Sunday we had 70 people turn up. The second week, there were… — Brian Houston
While the (America's) Cup is yachting's Holy Grail, it has also come to represent the ultimate test in 'the game of life.' Just as in… — Dennis Conner
I've joked that I would have either become schizophrenic or an actress, but as an actress you can do both. — Carla Gugino
I've become more introverted as I've got older. I used to be an outgoing person who joked around a lot, but as the amount of… — Aloe Blacc
The weak may be joked out of anything but their weakness. — Johann Georg Ritter von Zimmermann
I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like. — Will Rogers
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent man of my… — Will Rogers
Geddy once joked, 'You're the only guy I know who rehearses to rehearse! — Neil Peart
Sitting in the flickering light of the candles on this kerchief of sand, on this village square, we waited in the night. We were waiting… — Antoine de Saint-Exupery
In lighthearted countries, people joked about this phenomenon, but such serious, practical countries as England, America, and Germany were deeply concerned. — Jules Verne
Women joked amongst themselves: 'Why do you think a bride cries on her wedding day? It's for the love that this marriage is putting an… — Nadeem Aslam
She spent an afternoon staring at their front door. Waiting for someone? Yankel asked. What color is this? He stood very close to the door,… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Can you ever get off for good behavior?" he joked. I gave him what I hoped was a seductive smile as I found my seat.… — Richelle Mead
Your mother sounds like a formidable woman," Valek said into the silence. "You have no idea," Leif replied with a sigh. "Well, if she's anything… — Maria V. Snyder

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