Joked Quotes
31 quotes by 29 authors
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To kick things off, [television show host Andy Cohen] asked the last time Winfrey had smoked marijuana. 'Uh ... 1982,' Winfrey replied. 'Let's hang out…
— Oprah Winfrey
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Asked about the fact that Apple's iTunes software for Windows computers was extremely popular, Jobs joked, 'It's like giving a glass of ice water to…
— Walter Isaacson
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Because of my pride in my Scottish heritage, I used to say things like 'I don't mind buying a round of drinks but I don't…
— Rod Stewart
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For the first few years we lived in a tiny rented cottage at the bottom of a friend's garden. We often joked that there was…
— Nigel Dennis
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To ward off a feeling of failure, she joked that she could wallpaper her bathroom with rejection slips, which she chose not to see as…
— Anita Shreve
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I've always joked about Joe Montana not appreciating his Super Bowls nearly as much as I do because he never lost one. We lost three…
— John Elway
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We planted the church by starting a Sunday night outreach. The very first Sunday we had 70 people turn up. The second week, there were…
— Brian Houston
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While the (America's) Cup is yachting's Holy Grail, it has also come to represent the ultimate test in 'the game of life.' Just as in…
— Dennis Conner
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I've joked that I would have either become schizophrenic or an actress, but as an actress you can do both.
— Carla Gugino
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I've become more introverted as I've got older. I used to be an outgoing person who joked around a lot, but as the amount of…
— Aloe Blacc
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The weak may be joked out of anything but their weakness.
— Johann Georg Ritter von Zimmermann
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I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like.
— Will Rogers
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When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent man of my…
— Will Rogers
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Geddy once joked, 'You're the only guy I know who rehearses to rehearse!
— Neil Peart
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Sitting in the flickering light of the candles on this kerchief of sand, on this village square, we waited in the night. We were waiting…
— Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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In lighthearted countries, people joked about this phenomenon, but such serious, practical countries as England, America, and Germany were deeply concerned.
— Jules Verne
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Women joked amongst themselves: 'Why do you think a bride cries on her wedding day? It's for the love that this marriage is putting an…
— Nadeem Aslam
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She spent an afternoon staring at their front door. Waiting for someone? Yankel asked. What color is this? He stood very close to the door,…
— Jonathan Safran Foer
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Can you ever get off for good behavior?" he joked. I gave him what I hoped was a seductive smile as I found my seat.…
— Richelle Mead
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Your mother sounds like a formidable woman," Valek said into the silence. "You have no idea," Leif replied with a sigh. "Well, if she's anything…
— Maria V. Snyder
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