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Joke Quotes by Matthew Perry
- Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I dont talk about it too much in the press is because it isnt funny,…
- When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going…
- I always have the same thing - which is the fear of not getting a laugh - that I've had from the time I was…
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- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times. — Lance Armstrong
- As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
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- Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it… — James M. Barrie
- In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry
- Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. — Ambrose Bierce
- The joke of our time is the suicide of intention. — Theodor Adorno