Matthew Perry Quotes

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• I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.
• I play a guy who is 40. And I am a very good actor, because I'm 41.
• I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.
• When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.
• I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
• The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I…
• My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.
• Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I dont talk about it too much in the press is because it isnt funny,…
• There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.
• So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?
• I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.
• I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on 'Friends' or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think…
• The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening,…
• My sense of style is an old Polo shirt, jeans and, unfortunately for the longest time, white running shoes, which was not attractive. The one…
• I was a very good tennis player in Ottawa, Canada - nationally ranked when I was, like, 13. Then I moved to Los Angeles when…
• I learned a valuable lesson doing 'Mr. Sunshine,' which is that I didn't want to be in charge because it's too much. Being in charge…
• In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not in…
• Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.
• There are two sides to being pigeonholed. There's, 'Oh, no, I'm going to be Chandler for the rest of my life,' but there's also the…
• To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.

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