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Wendy Liebman has 18 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me…
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there.…
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I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.
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I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
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I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a hundred pounds.
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I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what…
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I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I…
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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to…
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I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to…
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately…
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I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything. Except…
— Gwyneth Paltrow
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I'm not trying to be the next Joan Rivers.
— Isaac Mizrahi
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Researches reported that they developed a self-healing plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built…
— Tina Fey
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I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.
— Amy Schumer
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately…
— Wendy Liebman
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Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an…
— Dennis Miller
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Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or…
— Chris Rock
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So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda…
— Chelsea Peretti
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Joan Rivers was my hero.
— Judy Gold
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Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh.
— Judy Gold
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Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.
— Judy Gold
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On Ecstasy, Joan Rivers looks like Pamela Anderson, so imagine what Pamela Anderson looked like.
— Tommy Lee
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