Joan Rivers Quotes

14 quotes by 11 authors

I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything. Except I won't do… — Gwyneth Paltrow
I'm not trying to be the next Joan Rivers. — Isaac Mizrahi
Researches reported that they developed a self-healing plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built and medicine is… — Tina Fey
I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too. — Amy Schumer
I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked… — Wendy Liebman
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. — Dennis Miller
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There… — Chris Rock
So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down to… — Chelsea Peretti
Joan Rivers was my hero. — Judy Gold
Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh. — Judy Gold
Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was. — Judy Gold
On Ecstasy, Joan Rivers looks like Pamela Anderson, so imagine what Pamela Anderson looked like. — Tommy Lee
I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers! — Gwyneth Paltrow
Joan Rivers turned into one of the people she used to make fun of. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Joan Rivers Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 14 Joan Rivers Quotes as follows: