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Amy Schumer has 16 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I want to quit. Not performing, but being a woman altogether. I want to throw my hands in the air, after reading…
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My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You…
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I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting…
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You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.…
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I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.
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I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear! And instead,…
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Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'
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We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
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I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping…
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Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
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I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.
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I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world…
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Popular Joan Rivers quotes from across the collection:
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I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything. Except…
— Gwyneth Paltrow
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I'm not trying to be the next Joan Rivers.
— Isaac Mizrahi
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Researches reported that they developed a self-healing plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built…
— Tina Fey
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I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.
— Amy Schumer
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately…
— Wendy Liebman
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Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an…
— Dennis Miller
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Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or…
— Chris Rock
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So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda…
— Chelsea Peretti
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Joan Rivers was my hero.
— Judy Gold
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Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh.
— Judy Gold
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Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.
— Judy Gold
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On Ecstasy, Joan Rivers looks like Pamela Anderson, so imagine what Pamela Anderson looked like.
— Tommy Lee
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