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- [Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was nominated for a Grammy for his spoken-word children's album] Halloween... Don't Give Up on Me. — Jamie Lee Curtis
- When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So,… — Vir Das
- I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week. Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do it for free.… — Patrick Warburton
- I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it… — Alan Thicke
- I was a big TV kid.When I was a kid, I would go home at 3:00 and watch TV straight through to… — Judd Apatow
- I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like… — Jimmy Fallon
- I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld. — Billy Joel
- Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened. — Jason Alexander
- Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe,… — Jason Alexander
- Jerry Seinfeld is amazing in many ways, not the least of them his ability to find humor, and convincing us to find… — Tom Shales
- Jerry Seinfeld couldn't be here tonight. He had a prior engagement to fuck a model on a pile of cash. — Jeff Ross
- As you can see, the rest of the cast of "Seinfeld" couldn't be here tonight. Apparently, they broke their backs carrying Jerry… — Jeff Ross