"Jerry Seinfeld couldn't be here tonight. He had……" — Jeff Ross
"Jerry Seinfeld couldn't be here tonight. He had a prior engagement to fuck a model on a pile of cash."
More Cash Quotes
- Tyra the businesswoman is very close to - and I hate third person, but you said it, oh, chiiild, you… — Tyra Banks
- Americans have an abiding belief in their ability to control reality by purely material means... airline insurance replaces the fear… — Cecil Beaton
- I'm like Johnny Cash. I only wear black. — Adele
- There's lots of things that can be solved with cash. — Danny Boyle
- Jeff Smith was the Julia Child of my generation. When his television show, 'The Frugal Gourmet,' made its debut on… — Alton Brown
- I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash. — James Brown
- Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. — Rita Mae Brown
- Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash. — Rita Mae Brown
- Even before he came to power in 1997, Gordon Brown promised to change the accounts to parliament from simple litanies… — James Buchan
- Today people who hold cash equivalents feel comfortable. They shouldn't. They have opted for a terrible long-term asset, one that… — Warren Buffett
- Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. — Truman Capote
- Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight. — Johnny Cash