Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

13 quotes by 11 authors

[Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was nominated for a Grammy for his spoken-word children's album] Halloween... Don't Give Up on Me. — Jamie Lee Curtis
When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims… — Vir Das
I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week. Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do it for free. It's just good… — Patrick Warburton
I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has… — Alan Thicke
I was a big TV kid.When I was a kid, I would go home at 3:00 and watch TV straight through to the end of… — Judd Apatow
I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like Jerry Seinfeld. 'What… — Jimmy Fallon
I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld. — Billy Joel
Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened. — Jason Alexander
Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great… — Jason Alexander
Jerry Seinfeld is amazing in many ways, not the least of them his ability to find humor, and convincing us to find it, too, in… — Tom Shales
Jerry Seinfeld couldn't be here tonight. He had a prior engagement to fuck a model on a pile of cash. — Jeff Ross
As you can see, the rest of the cast of "Seinfeld" couldn't be here tonight. Apparently, they broke their backs carrying Jerry Seinfeld for eight… — Jeff Ross
I would love to be in a Paul Thomas Anderson movie, I'd love to do television with Jerry Seinfeld or Michael Richards, who I think… — Eddie Kaye Thomas

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