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• You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
• If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
• A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
• I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a…
• Laughter is an instant vacation.
• If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
• Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
• We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
• Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
• Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
• I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
• I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make…

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