Irony Quotes

705 Irony quotes by 566 unique authors

Remember that super skinny dude from Freddy Got Fingered who got so drunk that he couldn't feel his legs? Well, now he's a cripple on… — Rudy Espinoza
People wait all week for Friday, all year for Summer, and all life for Happiness... — Ritu Ghatourey
It's funny how loving yourself is being full of yourself, and hating yourself is being attention seeking. — Ramandeep Singh
What comes easy won't always last. And what will last won't always come easy! — Nishan Panwar
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony? — Shubham Joshi
Lies don't end relationships, usually the truth does.. — Nishan Panwar
You cant buy love, but you pay heavily for it. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens on Facebook? — Azgraybebly Joslan
Life and love are like hide and seek. People spend their whole lives looking for love, but when they finally forget to look for it,… — Ash Sweeney
Life is too ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to value presence. — Zhat*
I t is bitter irony to watch someone who won't let go for the fear of emptiness, yet their spirits are wasting away because they… — Ritu Ghatourey
I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook. — Azgraybebly Joslan
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where would they live? Who gets the fins and who loses the wings? It's an irony.… — Edchelyn
My dog: Nala. My cat: Nelly. Nelly is a bitch (see the irony there?) who tries to escape her prison (my house) hourly. Nala loves… — Unknown Author
He who laughs last thinks slowest? How do you know he isn't laughing first??? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
My computer screen is brighter than my future. — Ramandeep Singh
'it's not cold' said the PE teacher with a coat on — Ramandeep Singh
People want what they can't have and once they get it they don't want it anymore. — Muniir Zero
People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that… — Brooke Addison
The more you show your true love feelings, the more people find ways to hurt you. — Nishan Panwar
You're unique, just like everybody else. — Paperjam
Swearing is unattractive. I'm not attractive anyway so fuck off. — Paperjam
The irony of course is that when we criticize someone, often we have the same imperfections ourselves. — Senoraroy
It's funny how feelings can be sometimes, someone can mean everything to you while you mean absolutely nothing to them. — Rashida Rowe
Irony , that those whom talked about love everyone remained Single like Jesus , Buddha , Mother Therasa and more .... — KM II

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