Irony Quotes

705 Irony quotes by 566 unique authors

The ones who preach most about love are often the same ones who refuse to love the unlovable. — Andrew Cervantes
It's so ironic. The one's who claim they're evolving don't ever change. — Andrew Cervantes
Life has a way of testing a persons will either by having nothing happen at all or by having everything happen at once. — Jerome Roldan
Love or hate me .your choice but to choose you have to think about me .so never say you didn't think about me .ironic. — Miranda
The irony of our social group is that so often everyone feels this, but there's no company whatsoever in that feeling. Think of Pound's great… — Robert Creeley
That is where the irony of the film comes off, in terms of the language it employs - where he tries desperately to be a… — Atom Egoyan
This commitment to truth is something one senses more and more Americans yearning for, just as they are becoming more and more sophisticated at knowing… — Michael Musto
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. — Henny Youngman
Making a film that's supposed to be fun to watch is really hard - that's the weird irony of it. — Steven Soderbergh
What we anticipate seldom occurs, what we least expected generally happens. — Benjamin Disraeli
A mind is like a parachute. If it doesn't open, you're fucked! — Don Williams Jr
Irony is jesting behind hidden gravity — Unknown Author
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word — William Zinsser
His wit and irony - particularly when he uses them to condemn superstition - are inimitable — Bertrand Russell
What can this piece of paper do; imagine? — Alamgir Hashmi
I am consistently inconsistent. — Don Williams Jr
"Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It is contrary to all sense." — Terry Pratchett
She thought of a sunrise over the library slope at Cornell University that nobody out on it had seen because the slope faces west. — Thomas Pynchon
A day like today is not a day for soundbites, really. But I feel the hand of history upon our shoulders. I really do. — Tony Blair
Glossy, efficient prose, garnished with a pinch of irony and a dab of melodrama. — Michiko Kakutani
Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. There's irony in what I do; that… — Kesha
Don't you go off into the new day with any doubt. Here's a summary of somethin' that you could smile about. Say for instance, my… — Gnarls Barkley
The price to pay is so, so high and the irony could be cut with a knife. 'Cause its my first chance but it's my… — The Ready Set
I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony Hallmark card. -Peter… — Dodgeball
Riley's body is entirely covered and tied up From my desire now look at the fuckin' irony I killed my manager with an iron All… — Tyler The Creator

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