Irony Quotes

705 Irony quotes by 566 unique authors

Life is very confusing. One day we are the happiest person in the world and tomorrow we are most lonely in the world. — Anurag Prakash Ray
I just don't understand how God would let us meet, if there is no way for us to be together. - Dr. Maggie Rice — Unknown Author
Love is like a shadow, when you chase it, it runs away, when you turn back and walk away, it follows you. — Anmol Andore
In the vodka of irony, we drown our hope along with our despair. — Alexander Blok
When your children are young you want to protect them from the world. When they're teenagers, you want to protect them from themselves. — Rock Cowles
Mensans (Smart. Real smart): We're so smart we pay other smart people money to give us little cards that let everyone else know how smart… — Rock Cowles
Greatest irony of humanity is that almighty God created us and we all have created different religions and Gods. — Anurag Prakash Ray
Sometimes, we are only given a few minutes to be with the one we love, and a thousand hours to spend just thinking about them. — Nylle
We've lesser minds, but bigger wallets. Bigger houses, less wealth. More food less health, more friends less love. We've bigger schools, but less life experience.… — Jeremy Limn
You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking how you'll escape one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future… — John Michael Green
You are the reason why I became stronger but still you are my weakness — Justin Hayes
Sometimes the best and worst times of your life can coincide. It is a talent of the soul to discover the joy in pain-thinking of… — Shalini
Missing you is flashes of our past and fantasies of our future with the hard irony of the absence of our present as present occurs. — Shalini
Im Angelina you Jennifer come on bitch you see where Brad at. — Nicky Minaj
It's crazy how at times the darkest moments are the truly beautiful ones. — Ivan Avendano
Some people die at 25 and arent buried until 75. — Benjamin Franklin
Sometimes the craziest things happen at the worst times for the best reasons. — Aj Leal
The irony is that Inferiors works hard while Superior earns more !!! — Unknown Author
When an enemy suddenly changed to friend.. expect there will be a tsunami around the corner. — Unknown Author
The unfinished jobs usually comes under the category dreams. — Unknown Author
As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it. — Andy Warhol
Man proposes God Dispossess — Unknown Author
The irony we face today is, they say the world made them to do these things, things which were against their integrity, but the world… — 5h45hvut
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. — Woody Allen
Life is full of ironies. The people who hurt you, hate you, despise you, look for faults in you now, are the ones who may… — Mufti Ismail Menk

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