Irony Quotes

705 Irony quotes by 566 unique authors

When we have summer we want winter.When we have winter we want summer. — Ewshy
I remember the ones who never cared while forgetting the ones who have always been there. — Shannon Smithson
It's funny how I never pictured us together but now your the one I can't picture myself without. — Selena Moreno
Love is a uninvited visitor. It never tells when it's coming and when it's leaving. — Hammody Ali
I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday — Mswazi Omarion
It's ironic, how people who say I'm going to be here for you. Are also the ones who walk away first. — Justice Cabral
The funny thing about forgiveness is that by letting go of something outside of ourselves. It gives us peace inside of ourselves. — Justice Cabral
It's ironic how when I was younger I wanted the most expensive thing as a gift. Now what I want the most doesn't cost a… — Francisco Quinonez
Man sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. Then he is so anxious about the future… — Dalai Lama
The irony of life. Childhood Barbie dolls little girls are wanting to crush and the cars of young children, Barbie Dolls are on the big… — Mak_786
You cannot teach what you don't know. You cannot give what you don't have. You cannot forgive what you can't forget. But you can love… — Airyell Speaks
Its funny how when you call a girl a bitch she get so pissed, but once you add a bad in front of it, it… — Brandon Martin
It's so hard to find someone who cares about you, but it's easy enough to find someone who looks down on you. — Three Days Grace
The soldier fights unknown face .. gets decorated for killing those who he may not hate individually .. An irony !! — Amitabh Bachchan
Students: did you hated when your Professors gave exams, and some of the books on the class reading list they actually wrote. — JOHN REYES
Its funny how when we are born the first thing we see is the light, and before we die that's the last thing we see. — Alex Talman
Bad dreams make me smile every time I wake up knowing it's not real. Beautiful one makes me sad realizing that was just a dream. — Unknown Author
The one who is taking care of other people is the same person who needs to take care of them — Arashi
Dear sleep, I know we had some issue when I was a kid, but now I love you & need you the most. — Robert Escalante
Parents: They want you to act older...but treat you like a kid... — Jerett Parker
Funny thing about trust: So many want it...So little deserve it...And so few can maintain it. — Adrianrayshawn
People forgive you when lies are told and hate you when the truth is told. — Amarjeet Das
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity. — Mickey
The person that you trust is the one that hurts you the most and the one that you hurt is the one that you need… — Sherrice Hodge
People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back . — Tanya Bianco

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