Irony Quotes

705 Irony quotes by 566 unique authors

By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me. — Hussein Nishah
Funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you've realize you overslept. — Hussein Nishah
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as… — Hussein Nishah
They ignore you now but need you later on. — Mitchell Perry
Knowingly we don't have time to Help and Love people But Unknowingly we always manage to have time to Hurt them. — Sushan Sharma
I'm starting to love sleep. It when I'm awake I have the nightmares. — Aarif
We always wish for something better, but never realize that we might already have the best. — Tim Walters
Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance — Hussein Nishah
You can fall in love at an instantly but its letting go that takes time. — Sushan Sharma
That awkward moment when you can do something alone, but you can't in front of people! — Khalifa Shavez
Its strange but the root cause of pain and sadness is love, root cause of fraud is trust, separation is the result of being together… — Senoraroy
Its sad to belong to someone else when the right one comes along. — Mohammad Ibba Jasid
The biggest irony of relationship is the unending pain of memories still remain alive in hearts — Sushan
After you break up with someone, it's like the whole universe trys its best for you two to run into each other. — Evangeline Willis
Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idol, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony. — Thegr81
As thou stoneth the martyr, so thou martyreth the stone. — John Alejandro King
Rain will keep 0n p0uring,. like pr0blems.. it keeps 0n c0ming.. the thing is, what should y0u d0 then?..hide fr0m the rain? ,. maybe..but f0r… — Unknown Author
..ReLAtionship is just like reading a bo0k... it d0esnt w0rk if y0ur n0t on the same paGe.. — Unknown Author
I seen the girl of my dream, beautiful, smart, intelligent,and funny.... Then ding ding ding... Damn you alarm clock!! — Patrina
Flies escape from the mouth that says 'A closed mouth gathers no flies.' — John Alejandro King
The problem with the wise is they are so filled with doubts and questions while fools are so certain about things. — Shannon L Alder
Contrapasso; the fortune teller spends eternity in Hell with his head facing backward; the lovers, obsessed by their lust, are forced to remained locked in… — Unknown Author
I forgot irony doesn't work in interviews, definitely not in print, and I stupidly said this stupid thing. — David Morrissey
Irony is higher taxes for celibatarian's, and lower taxes for the child bearing couples who are placing a greater demand on public services. — Grass Hopper
The more we find, the more we lose. The more we know, the more we hurt. The more we care, the more we are sad. — Sheng Faltiquera

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