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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Every choice before you represents the universe inviting you to remember who you are and what you want.
— Alan Cohen
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Those who allow themselves to be led by the Spirit understand that placing oneself at the service of the Gospel is not…
— Pope Benedict XVI
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Today a thousand doors of enterprise are open to you, inviting you to useful work. To live at this time is an…
— Grenville Kleiser
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It is always a question of knowing and seeing, and not that of believing. The teaching of the Buddha is qualified as…
— Walpola Rahula
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As you look back on a year almost ended, recall the ways in which God has been inviting you to return, again…
— Richard Rohr
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Today a thousand doors of enterprise are open to you, inviting you to useful work.
— Grenville Kleiser
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You may well have to simplify to live the life God is inviting you to live.
— Bill Hybels
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A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are…
— Cassandra Clare
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I am inviting you to go deeper, to learn and to practice so that you become someone who has a great capacity…
— Nhat Hanh
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Children of the Nephilim," Magnus said. "Well, well. I don't recall inviting you." Isabelle took out her invitation and waved it like…
— Cassandra Clare
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If a girl is not covered from head to toe, it does not mean she is inviting you to ogle at her.…
— Sonakshi Sinha
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