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• You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.
• Don't bruise the Foo!
• May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
• Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.
• Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand…
• Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of…
• Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.
• So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or…

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