Internet Quotes

2364 Internet quotes by 1390 unique authors

Excuse me? You're a lady?" "I bought a title on the Internet. I own one square inch of Scotland. And you're changing the subject. — Rachel Caine
All of a sudden, we’ve lost a lot of control,’ he said. ‘We can’t turn off our internet; we can’t turn off our smartphones; we… — Steve Wozniak
In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he’d met on the internet. — Michel Houellebecq
Back in the time when life was easy, the Internet would have told me what I needed to know. The great thing about the Internet… — Susan Beth Pfeffer
I wonder what Proust would have made of our present-day locus of collective fantasy, the Internet. I’m guessing he would have seized on its wistful… — Jennifer Egan
The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist the… — Chuck Klosterman
...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and vibrate like joy… — Richard Kadrey
He handed her her cap and sunglasses, then put on his own while she frowned at them. “What is this?” “A disguise.” He grinned at… — Nora Roberts
There are new gods growing in America, clinging to growing knots of belief: gods of credit card and freeway, of Internet and telephone, of radio… — Neil Gaiman
The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell his wares in the market. The English read:… — Rick Riordan
The basic scam in the Internet age is pretty easy even for the financially illiterate to grasp. It was as if banks like Goldman were… — Matt Taibbi
That said, in the two weeks before I leave for the Dark Days tour, I am going radio silent, which means I will be avoiding… — Veronica Roth
I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course--the computer industry didn't… — Douglas Adams
Annabeth came up to me. She was dressed in black camouflage with her Celestial bronze knife strapped to her arm and her laptop bag slung… — Rick Riordan
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher
Salander leaned back against the pillow and followed the conversation with a smile. She wondered why she, who had such difficulty talking about herself with… — Steig Larsson
I laughed. Partly at the joke, partly at how Afghan humor never changed. Wars were waged, the Internet was invented, and a robot had rolled… — Khaled Hosseini
What an excellent tool the internet is for freaks. — Steig Larsson
Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this video blog real? Am I real if you can… — John Green
Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome. — John Green
HAZEL: "THERE," she said.The official building on their left had a single word etched on the glass doors: AMAZON. "oh," Frank said."Uh, no, Hazel. That's… — Rick Riordan
My life used to be boring. A damnation here, a curse there, with an occasional blight or two to break routine. Now I have Aisling...She's… — Katie MacAlister
Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch.… — Chuck Palahniuk
Why would anyone say this stuff about themselves on the Internet? It's crazy! — Jay Asher
Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia… — Stephen Colbert

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