Internet Quotes

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That's the thing about the internet. It's really good at giving you pointless facts like how many horses a star owns, but not important things… — Janette Rallison
Josh turns to me. “I can’t believe she’s writing these things.” “Not she,” I say. “Me.” “Why would anyone say this stuff about themselves on… — Jay Asher
Josh will begin disappearing into a future where the only place he and I remain friends is on the Internet. — Jay Asher
Valkyrie walked to the back door, which hadn't been closed properly, shut it and locked it. There was now a baby in the house, after… — Derek Landy
The Internet also makes it extraordinarily difficult for me to focus. One small break to look up exactly how almond milk is made, and four… — Mindy Kaling
our acquaintances—not our friends—are our greatest source of new ideas and information. the internet lets us exploit the power of these kinds of distant connections… — Malcolm Gladwell
They hired us over the Internet, mailed us half the cash and promised the other half after we nailed the vampire." I lowered Grief until… — Jennifer Rardin
There's a serendipity to real life that the Internet can't duplicate. Do you use the library? For anything? Well, sometimes you end up picking up… — Laura Lippman
Texting, even browsing the Internet - all these things can attract monsters. — Rick Riordan
I wanted someone a little more approachable," I explained. "What, like Captain McTropicalShorts back there? Where on earth did you find him anyway?" "Just did… — Richelle Mead
Back before the internet we had a name for people who bought a single copy of our books and lent them to all their friends… — Charles Stross
…maybe the whole Internet will simply become like Facebook: falsely jolly, fake-friendly, self-promoting, slickly disingenuous….” - Zadie Smith — Zadie Smith
I always feel a certain sense of reverence in libraries, even small city ones that smell like homeless internet users. — Ken Jennings
When you beat up someone physically, you get excercise and stress relief; when you assault him verbally on the Internet, you just harm yourself. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
I did Google him, you know." "Oh, so you GOOGLED him Oh, well, that changes everything then, doesn't it? What could I possibly worry about… — Alyson Noel
I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet. — Stanislaw Lem
But the internet had changed everything: nobody was forgotten anymore. — Nick Hornby
The worst thing about the internet, as far as Greg's bosses were concerned, was that it was now impossible to distinguish a roomful of people… — Rainbow Rowell
Now, see, that's why you want Internet friends. You can find people just exactly like you. Screw your neighbors and your family, too messy...the trouble… — Barbara Kingsolver
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead. — Chuck Palahniuk
Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn’t just go… — Ellen DeGeneres
Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people… — Stephen Colbert
Librarians! Librarians always know how to find out things. That was their job even before the Internet. — Susan Beth Pfeffer
I generally don't trust quotes from the internet. — Abraham Lincoln
Library-denigrators, pay heed: suggesting that the Internet is a viable substitute for libraries is like saying porn could replace your wife. — Joanne Harris

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