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Inspirational Quotes by Jenny Eclair
- I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.
- I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.
- I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.
- I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.
- I've never been prudish.
- The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.
- Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.
- I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.
- Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.
- Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.
- I am best viewed from a distance.
- I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
- I can't tan naturally.
- I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.
- I don't think I'm successful.
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