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Me Quotes by Jenny Eclair
- I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.
- What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for…
- I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get…
- I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because…
- I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.
- My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!
- Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always…
- A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
- For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.
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