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You Quotes by Jenny Eclair
- People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes…
- The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be…
- I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.
- As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you…
- There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast…
- A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
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- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you… — Orlando Bloom
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams