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• If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your…
• I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They…
• My first car was a motorcycle.
• If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would…
• If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
• I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to…
• Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who…
• You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you…
• All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get…
• Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
• Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
• I am not a good cue card reader.

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