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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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We flashed our feathers when the feathers were fit to be flashed, and now, in drearier days, many stay indoors.
— Anne Roiphe
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Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down…
— Dan Jenkins
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For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets,…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
— Unknown Author
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But we must also look at renewable heat technology. More combined heat and power schemes, putting waste heat to better use. More…
— Chris Huhne
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As I write, snow is falling outside my Maine window, and indoors all around me half a hundred garden catalogues are in…
— Katharine Sergeant Angell White
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There are people who look forward to spending their sunset years in the sunshine; it is my own retirement dream to await…
— Sarah Vowell
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There were all these rumors about me... so I went indoors. No one saw me for years. And since I wasnt around,…
— Karen Black
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Children used to be outside. Now the streets are empty. People are indoors looking at television or something.
— Helen Levitt
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If you find an Australian indoors, it's a fair bet that he will have a glass in his hand.
— Jonathan Aitken
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I don't look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That's what…
— Don Van Vliet
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Bus stops are far more interesting and useful places to have art than in museums. Graffiti has more chance of meaning something…
— Banksy
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