Idiots Quotes

386 Idiots quotes by 304 unique authors

Squatting on old bones and excrement and rusty iron, in a white blaze of heat, a panorama of naked idiots stretches to the horizon. Complete… — William S. Burroughs
[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots — Joseph J. Ellis
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots. — George Eliot
Stephen had just come from a class discussion in which several students believed that the right cup of herbal tea would save them from pain… — Caroline B. Cooney
Only professional diplomats, inveterate idiots and women view diplomacy as a long-term substitute for war. — David Mitchell
Not that I knew who you were until last month. But now that I've got you, I'm not letting you go." "You're not?" Blake stared… — Julia Quinn
People can be teachers and idiots; they can be philosophers and idiots; they can be politicians and idiots... in fact I think they have to… — Iain Banks
I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living. — John Wayne
One minute she acts like she wants to be with me and I'm the one rejecting her. The next, she's got this barbed wire fence… — Jennifer Armintrout
I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you participate in this lunacy, y'all will get… — Ilona Andrews
Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots — Douglas Adams
Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's full of them.… — Gordon Korman
There are idiots in every crowd. — Heather Graham
The problem with religion, because it's been sheltered from criticism, is that it allows people to believe en masse what only idiots or lunatics could… — Sam Harris
Guardian angels guide the steps of idiots. — Nancy Farmer
They were snobs or idiots or both...yet she was inexplicably crushed by their coldness. — Jennifer Egan
Unfortunately, I'm one of those idiots who knows everything about health and is in a constant state of alarm, and yet I continue to do… — Jonathan Ames
She keeps asking me where we're going." "Yeah," another voice said. It was Shane, pulling up a chair beside Claire. "Girls do that. They've always… — Rachel Caine
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you are not an idiot, but find yourself in the Navy,… — Herman Wouk
Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful. — Rachel Caine

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