Idiots Quotes

386 Idiots quotes by 304 unique authors

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again. — Charles Stross
What I say is, don't go playing unless you can win. Only sit down to chess with idiots, only kick a dog what's dead already,… — N.D. Wilson
There has seldom if ever a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their… — Iain Banks
Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
I laughed. â€œYouâ€™re too young to be so â€¦ pessimistic,â€ I said, using the English word. â€œPessi-what?â€ â€œPessimistic. It means looking only at the dark… — Haruki Murakami
Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Only men would think of cutting themselves to determine who the packleader is. Idiots. — Christopher Paolini
The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it. — Mark Twain
Redd turned to her assassins. "What is it I always say?" The Cat, Sacrenoir, and the others bandied uncertain glances about. "Donâ€™t be stupid?" ventured… — Frank Beddor
He offers you a chance to surrender. (Female Gallu) I told him to quit sucking the blood of idiots. Itâ€™s now infected his own intellect.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I want your opinion on the best way to proceed. (Eli) Iâ€™d start by killing your son and his crew of idiots before their stupidity… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yeah, Iâ€™m thinking itâ€™s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Letâ€™s call it a meese. Like geese, only with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Doctors always think anybody doing something they aren't is a quack; also they think all patients are idiots. — Flannery O'Connor
By the way, you guys seriously screwed up just now. (Nero) We know. (They said in unison.) Yeah, well, what you donâ€™t know is how… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally. — Dorothy L. Sayers
I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots. — Eoin Colfer
Hence, in all countries the chief occupation of society is card-playing, and it is the gauge of its value, and an outward sign that it… — Arthur Schopenhauer
There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man. — Jasper Fforde
One of the problems, and it's one which is obviously going to get worse, is that all the people at the party are either the… — Douglas Adams
Seriously, Shane? Ditto? That's the best you can do?" Shane and Michael exchanged identical looks and shrugs. Guys. "Let me show you idiots how it's… — Rachel Caine

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