Idiots Quotes

386 Idiots quotes by 304 unique authors

Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me. — Mark Twain
Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable? — Kurt Vonnegut
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the… — Bill Watterson
The society to which we belong seems to be dying or is already dead. I don't mean to sound dramatic, but clearly the dark side… — Anne Lamott
By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming an idiot oneself. — Gustave Flaubert
I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Suppose, my dear Chadd, suppose it is we who are the idiots because we are not afraid of devils in the dark? — Gilbert K. Chesterton
There are two kinds of idiots - those who don't take action because they have received a threat, and those who think they are taking… — Paulo Coelho
And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves? — Orson Scott Card
Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other. — Patricia Briggs
In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots… — Mark Twain
Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I… — Isak Dinesen
To hold power has always meant to manipulate idiots and circumstances; and those circumstances and those idiots, tossed together, bring about those coincidences to which… — Alfred de Vigny
I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children. — Jim Butcher
Just slap anything on when you see a blank canvas staring you in the face like some imbecile. You don't know how paralyzing that is,… — Vincent Van Gogh
The world, and therefore the workplace, is full of idiots. And the reality of life is that when you get rid of one idiot, another… — Larry Winget
Only idiots fail to contradict themselves three times a day. — Friedrich Nietzsche
Then idiots talk....of Energy. If there is a word in the dictionary under any letter from A to Z that I abominate, it is energy.… — Charles Dickens
I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them. — Louisa May Alcott
The first thing I learned at school was that some people are idiots; the second thing I learned was that some are even worse. — Orhan Pamuk
But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So thanks to me… — Dave Barry
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. — Ray Bradbury
No. I believe in free will. I think we make our own decisions and carry out our own actions. And our actions have consequences. The… — Michael Grant
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging by the way… — Iain Banks
You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm… — Janet Evanovich

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