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Idiots Quotes by Mark Twain
- All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.
- Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the…
- The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds of America. They…
- In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
- Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.
- In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots…
- The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.
More Idiots Quotes
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- Only idiots refuse to change their minds. — Brigitte Bardot
- I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots. — Brigitte Bardot
- There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America. — Otto von Bismarck
- When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that… — Lewis Black
- One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot… — Lewis Black
- I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am… — Elayne Boosler