Idiots Quotes

386 Idiots quotes by 304 unique authors

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots. — Karl Kraus
More idiots should just shut their mouths. — Chris Martin
We're all idiots when we're young. We don't think we are, but we are. So we should be. — Helen Mirren
I never invite idiots to my house. — Elizabeth Montagu
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry. — George Jean Nathan
I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me. — Ted Nugent
Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon. — David Ogilvy
Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be. — Trey Parker
And it's a human need to be told stories. The more we're governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we… — Alan Rickman
Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they're idiots. — Eric Schmidt
Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots! — Arthur Schopenhauer
I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes… — Leo Szilard
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. — Mark Twain
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. — Rebecca West
Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me. — Mark Twain
Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable? — Kurt Vonnegut
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the… — Bill Watterson
The society to which we belong seems to be dying or is already dead. I don't mean to sound dramatic, but clearly the dark side… — Anne Lamott
By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming an idiot oneself. — Gustave Flaubert

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