Idiots Quotes

386 Idiots quotes by 304 unique authors

Are men truly such idiots that they cannot resist two orbs of flesh? — R.L. LaFevers
You're screening your calls?" "Why not? It saves me from conversations with idiots." "Is that an insult?" His voice dropped into a deep growl. "You're… — Ilona Andrews
They werenâ€™t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission. — Kim Harrison
When the guy turned around, Amy began stuttering. Silently. It was a feat only Amy could manage, and only Dan could notice. And it only… — Peter Lerangis
When I was a kid, my parents smartly raised us to keep quiet, be respectful to older people, and generally not question adults all that… — Mindy Kaling
The problem is not that religious people are stupid. It's not that religious fundamentalists are stupid. I happen to think that you can be so… — Sam Harris
People are such idiots. As if there's something wrong with being in love. — John Green
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this… — Karl Pilkington
I'm sure you've heard people talk about their Heart's Desireâ€”well that's a load of rot. Hearts are idiots. They're big and squishy and full of… — Catherynne M. Valente
I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet. — Stanislaw Lem
As I followed him along the sharp black stones, I could hear Link's voice in my head. "Bad move, man. He's gonna kill you, stuff… — Kami Garcia
I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the only two idiots… — Kami Garcia
What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots? — Cassandra Clare
Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons. — H. L. Mencken
I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots. — Albert Einstein
What I learned is that it's arrogant to be certain of anything. The world is a complex place and only idiots or assholes think they… — Lisa Gardner
Iâ€™m not going to pass out-â€ He cut her off with a kiss. â€œIf you did, Iâ€™d catch you.â€ Gods, heâ€™d laugh at either of… — Larissa Ione
Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today. — Julia Quinn
Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation. — Markus Zusak
It's incredibly touching when someone who seems so hopeless finds a few inches of light to stand in and makes everything work as well as… — Anne Lamott

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