Idiots Quotes

386 Idiots quotes by 304 unique authors

What I learned is that it's arrogant to be certain of anything. The world is a complex place and only idiots or assholes think they… — Lisa Gardner
I’m not going to pass out-” He cut her off with a kiss. “If you did, I’d catch you.” Gods, he’d laugh at either of… — Larissa Ione
Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today. — Julia Quinn
Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation. — Markus Zusak
It's incredibly touching when someone who seems so hopeless finds a few inches of light to stand in and makes everything work as well as… — Anne Lamott
Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it! — Bisco Hatori
We look at each other without saying anything, both of us smiling like idiots. I heart is so full I can’t believe it can possibly… — Megan Hart
What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind. — William Shakespeare
Are you trying to tell me that you've never been kissed?" I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. He looked so dubious,… — Gena Showalter
Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile from the inside… — Naoki Higashida
I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots. — Hesketh Pearson
We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dreaming idiots and trusting fools… — Ralph Bunche
The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. — H. L. Mencken
The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect. — Marquis de Sade
I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day. — Brian McKnight
Detroit is drunken idiots. It was no surprise to me. I performed with Kenny Rogers for one year as his opening act, and I got… — Gallagher
A lot of stand-up comedy is embarrassing: too many idiots doing it in orange neckties against brick walls. I find most sitcoms embarrassing, too, because… — Tracey Ullman
The minute somebody joins a committee... they immediately suffer from committee brain. They become wildly over-enthusiastic, over-optimistic, over-pessimistic. Committees turn people into idiots, and politics… — P.J. O'Rourke
Christopher Hitchens was a great warrior, a magnificent orator, a pugilist and a gentleman. He was kind, but he took no prisoners when arguing with… — Richard Dawkins
I suppose there must be idiots who dream of signing deals with publishers while fully intending to drink martinis in cool bars or ride around… — Helen Garner
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. — Walter Kerr
I think that most artists are leaning towards fragile idiots. — Josh Silver
But now all of a sudden some idiots in Taiwan start to say that they are not Chinese. Their grand parents were Chinese. But for… — Alex Chiu
Between persons of equal income there is no social distinction except the distinction of merit. Money is nothing: character, conduct, and capacity are everything. There… — George Bernard Shaw
Grace- [on the phone] Yes. This is Grace Adler of Grace Adler Designs. I was in there yesterday. I told you I would be back… — Will & Grace

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