Idiots Quotes

386 Idiots quotes by 304 unique authors

Sometimes I think He looks down and says, "Wow, look what those idiots are up to now. I guess I better help them along a… — Michael Grant
I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport. — Jeff Lindsay
We had come here to have a break from thoughts and the hard work that came with the constant interaction with idiots. Or at least… — Cecelia Ahern
...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it. — Frantz Fanon
No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence. — David Walliams
Any intelligent person knows that life is a beautiful thing and that the purpose of life is to be happy," said my father as he… — Orhan Pamuk
It's hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots." - Katniss. — Suzanne Collins
You got a lot of ladies to get through. You’re still young. First love’s the sweetest, but it doesn’t last.” “Not ever?” I ask. Grandad… — Holly Black
Ideology is the science of idiots. — John Adams
Solemnity is the shield of idiots — Baron de Montesquieu
Are men truly such idiots that they cannot resist two orbs of flesh? — R.L. LaFevers
You're screening your calls?" "Why not? It saves me from conversations with idiots." "Is that an insult?" His voice dropped into a deep growl. "You're… — Ilona Andrews
They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission. — Kim Harrison
When the guy turned around, Amy began stuttering. Silently. It was a feat only Amy could manage, and only Dan could notice. And it only… — Peter Lerangis
When I was a kid, my parents smartly raised us to keep quiet, be respectful to older people, and generally not question adults all that… — Mindy Kaling
The problem is not that religious people are stupid. It's not that religious fundamentalists are stupid. I happen to think that you can be so… — Sam Harris
People are such idiots. As if there's something wrong with being in love. — John Green
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this… — Karl Pilkington
I'm sure you've heard people talk about their Heart's Desire—well that's a load of rot. Hearts are idiots. They're big and squishy and full of… — Catherynne M. Valente
I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet. — Stanislaw Lem
As I followed him along the sharp black stones, I could hear Link's voice in my head. "Bad move, man. He's gonna kill you, stuff… — Kami Garcia
I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the only two idiots… — Kami Garcia
What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots? — Cassandra Clare
Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons. — H. L. Mencken
I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots. — Albert Einstein

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